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My little budding detective girlfriend found this blog. Hi Becca.
no submarines, no plastic flowers
I drink, have opinions, have awkward sex, poop, and do a lot of embarrassing things.
State of Mind
I don't like the song "Piano Man". I don't like it when other people like it.
Why did it have to become Billy Joel's most famous song? "New York State Of Mind" is such a superior song, and far less contrived and arrogant.
Also, I hate "American Pie" by Don McLean.
Someone should invent pickle fries.
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An E-mail I Almost Sent To My Mother
"I never get far enough to possibly swallow, I just gag and spit it out."
Luckily upon rereading it, I figured it was best to hit discard. We were talking about gargling.
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State of Affairs
So at first I thought I had swollen lymph nodes, then I thought I had tonsillitis. It turns out, I have both.
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Something I Learned
When not to wear cutesy mismatched pastel ankle socks:
Dinner at the boss's house in Asia, where everyone takes off their shoes to enter houses.
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Dear Thirty-Something (Somehow Single) Brothers
Men don't carry change purses, we carry pockets.
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A Bit Dislexik
fall out boy fukin rocks!!!!!!! fuk u p.s ma spellin is shitty cause im in the 8th grade and im a bit dislexik
Posted by sam
From this.
they r the best band around and deserve every bit of credit and publicity for their createtivity and showmanship when performing. they r very apreciative 2 there fans for their loyalty and know that they would not be were they are without them.
they do write most of there lyrics but may have taken a few line from other bands, but what other bands havent. take nirvana for instance, they totaly ripped of boston for the tune of smells like teen spirit.
who ever slags off fob are the real douches if u ask me cause they have nothing better 2 do than write shitty little articles. my advice is get a life u losers!!!!!
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Why Do I Find This Attractive?
I mean, it's kind of an absurd thing for humans to do to their eyes, and I'm not sure why it's so appealing. Do we like the thought of people's eyes being really deep into the skull or is it to make the white look more stark in contrast to the surroundings? Why are eyes so attractive, anyway?
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