Finally
I'm finished with my grant proposal. It's not going to be accepted, but at least my boss will be happy I tried. I'd be scared if it actually did get accepted, because then I'd have to write a much more comprehensive proposal including budgeting and stuff. Don't get me started on actually doing the project.
Why I won't get accepted:
I said I could solve that whole terrorism problem once and for all.
Through constructivism.
That's like me saying I can solve the bail-out problem with tarot cards. Even if I'm right, it won't work.
